July 2011
instead of reblogging all the hot/sexy girls in...
she’s so sexy
this is the Tumblr I used to know. love and respect for the imperfect. Thank you to whoever posted this.<3
that awkward moment when you break something
peace-love-lexie25:
and walk away like nothing happened
Saddest text message.
Girl: Babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: Aright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: You're drinking again?
Boy: Don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: Okay, I'll be waiting.
*hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time. The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls. He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained. The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.*
Brother: someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
*The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.*
11: 00pm
Babe, where are you?
11: 30pm
Babe, why is your phone off?
11: 45pm
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
12: 00am
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
When I'm about to ask my parents something
thetinydangerousone:
and I go up to them like
And they’re like
“WHAT?”
I’m like
damn nevermind
Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...
The awkward moment when you hold the door for...
ayealiya:
they’re like
and you just look at them like ” aren’t you going to say thank you”
and then you’re just like
When you have the best dream ever
hello-beautiful:
and then you wake up and you’re like
and you realize none of that ever happened
Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there's...
antoninaobsession:
leinylovessyou:
then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me
lmfao the gif
When you're taking a shower and your foot slips...
I spend my time imagining shit that'll never...
beautyandenvy:
ra9er:
That moment when you press play on your iPod, and...
That awkward moment when someone's zipper is down...